December 2011
me: i'm not going to eat today
body: i'm weak
scale: lose weight
mouth: that tastes good
food: eat me!
mouth: nomnomnom
brain: i hate myself
50 Reasons not to Date a Photographer
They rather hold their bulky camera, than hold hands with you.
On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.”
You’ll never be able to enjoy tv,movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws.
They like to sit in obscure coffee shop and voyeuristically watch people for great...
5 Gifts that a Mapuan Wants to Receive this...
CLOTHES. Any piece of clothing will do. Due to the amount of academic work that a Mapuan faces daily, he/she never really had the time for shopping.
CALCULATOR. Just be sure that it has all the mathematical functions that are vital for his/her Math subjects.
ART MATERIALS. Inspiration of the student artist will be boosted 100%.
MONEY. Christmas vacation means no allowance. No student wants to...
I like guys who talk a lot.
Someone who’ll just throw a random subject every minute and tease me. Instead of just sitting there staring at me telling me I have beautiful eyes when it’s not even true.
Whatever happens
No matter what happens between us, I’ll always be that person that will never leave your side. I sometimes can’t leave you because we went through so many things that I just can’t toss that aside. You’re the one person that I can count on no matter what and I’m not planning on doing so anytime soon. But whatever happens, I’ll be there for you no matter what.
Someday
I’m going to introduce you to my parents, and we’re going to have a sleep over, I’m going to wake up next to you SMILING. I’m going to tickle you until you wake up. After we’re awake, we can cook waffles together. After that we can just go back to bed and make videos or take pictures together. We can play video games or simply just watch t.v. I can introduce you to all my best friends and show off...
Reblog if you met epic people on tumblr this year.
MAS MABUTI NANG DITO KA TUMAMBAY, KAYSA SA KANTO.:... →
Ganito ang dialogue niyan sa isip:
Nagtatampo ako! Nagalit ako sa sinabi mo! May ginawa kang hindi ko gusto! Pero hinding hindi ko sasabihin sayo kung ano yon. Gusto kong ikaw ang mismong makarealize. Kaya huwag mo akong tatanungin kung anong pagkakamali ang ginawa mo. Hindi mo alam ang ginawa…
San mo ba nabili yang helmet na yan ha?
Sa sobrang tibay hanggang ngayon TANGA ka parin. Lika dito basagin natin at nang matigil na yang kahibangan at kakaasa mo sa kanya.
Yung lalaking mahilig sorpresahin ang kaniyang...
Emotionally: I’m done. Mentally: I’m drained. Spiritually: I’m dead. Physically: I smile.
